“Selective Hearing: Activated” Hoodie
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For anyone who’s ever mastered the art of conveniently not hearing things, your official uniform has arrived.
The “I HAVE SELECTIVE HEARING - SORRY, YOU WEREN’T SELECTED TODAY… NOT TOMORROW EITHER” Hoodie is peak sass, wrapped in bold block lettering and unapologetic humor. It’s the perfect way to let people know that your ears have standards - and they’re not meeting them.
Made with premium 320 GSM fabric (80% cotton, 20% polyester), this unisex hoodie keeps you cozy while you effortlessly ignore nonsense, responsibilities, and certain humans (you know the ones).
Warm, witty, and wonderfully rude - this hoodie does the ignoring for you. 😄🔥
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COLONIVE
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Hoodies
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