Introducing the ultimate outfit for professional procrastinators, certified chillers, and anyone whose energy level is permanently set to low battery.

The “PLEASE DON’T MAKE ME DO STUFF” Hoodie says exactly what your soul whispers every morning - in bold, unapologetic lettering. With its punchy coral text and clean black-and-white block at the bottom, this design perfectly captures your vibe: friendly… but absolutely not available for tasks.

Made from premium 320 GSM fabric (80% cotton, 20% polyester), this unisex hoodie wraps you in maximum comfort, making it even harder for anyone to convince you to do anything productive.

Wear it when you're tired.
Wear it when you're lazy.
Wear it because “stuff” is overrated anyway.

Cozy. Honest. Relatable. The hoodie says no, so you don’t have to.