Introducing the hoodie that perfectly sums up your vibe: statistically accurate, emotionally unavailable, and effortlessly iconic.

The “THERE’S A 99% CHANCE I DON’T CARE” Hoodie combines bold white text with a loud green 99% badge, making your message crystal clear before anyone even thinks of bothering you. It’s witty, it’s savage, and honestly… it’s probably the most honest thing you’ll wear all week.

Made with premium 320 GSM fabric (80% cotton, 20% polyester), this unisex hoodie keeps you warm, comfy, and safely insulated from unnecessary drama. Whether you're dodging nonsense at work, ignoring chaos at home, or simply living your best unbothered life - this hoodie’s got your back.

Wear it with pride. Wear it with peace. Wear it because the odds say you won’t care anyway.